A Modest Proposal

As I rolled out of bed this morning, I did what any college aged girl would do; I checked my phone to see if anything drastic had transpired online from the hours of 2:00 to 9:00. And, as usual, something groundbreaking and downright earth shattering did occur. Miley Cyrus shaved her eyebrows. I am unsure as to how the earth today is still going on as planned, since all if could see scrolling down my newsfeed was sheer panic and confusion as to why she would do something to drastic.  Then again, things of this magnitude of importance happen every day in our society, we need to start getting used to it. I am unsure as to what the world is coming to these days, I mean, the older generations had life so easy. Everyday I have to stomach through the tragic stories of one celebrity breaking up with another, or someone having a stain on their designer dress during the premiere of the fourth sequel of a movie. Forget the Cold War or any of the World Wars, the war of greatest importance was the feud between team Aniston and team Jolie, fighting to see who would win the heart of Brad Pitt. The celebrities that we invest so much time in are genuine and reliable role models and it is of vast importance that we spend the majority of our time worrying about them and their taxing lives. After all, thats all anyone should inspire to me.