Modest Proposal

Modest Proposal: We Need Kim Jung Eun’s Glorious Regime

             What happen to those who are inspired by the greatest revolutionists like Stalin and Castro? South Korean government prosecutes our great revolutionist Lee Seok Ki because he formed a group called “Revolutionary Organization,” which has a plan to change the corrupted South Korean society into the regime of glorious Kim Jung Eun. If he succeeded the revolution, we could be free from the threats of wars because Kim Jung Eun would protect the united Korea with his nuclear and chemical weapons. He can silence all the nations that want to be the leader of the world. I modestly propose that people should accept Kim Jung Eun’s regime. With his great negotiation skill to deal with such countries like Japan and the United States, he can get free food and money while he gives nothing. The idea of “give and take” is nothing for his great negotiation skill. Moreover, according to the America’s finest news source, The Onion, Kim Jung Eun has chosen as the sexiest man alive in 2012. In Pyongyang, the largest trend-setting city of Asia, about 99% of young adults prefer Kim Jung Eun’s hairstyle to be the sexist man of the world. This phenomenon shows a tiny facet of how Kim Jung Eun is supported by a huge amount of people. In North Korea, the supporting percentage of Kim Jung Eun is 100%. This kind of statistics cannot be appeared in any other nations. Now, you can see how great Kim Jung Eun is. We need Kim’s regime to achieve the society without the conflict between citizens and government.