Modest Proposal

Qianying Ji

Daniel Horvath

COMM 1313W

11/21/2013

The Modest proposal：Haze in China affects people's normal life, so we should try our best to control air pollution

Nowadays in China, almost every city has haze, which is the result of air pollution. However, Chinese people really enjoy the haze that we have! First of all, the haze helps to stop other counties’ reconnaissance by spy satellites. The haze is the product of military strategic significance, since the other countries' military satellites cannot take our images of military drills anymore. In a long term, the haze prevents foreign invasion for us. In addition, haze is really a good tool of birth control. We do not need to worry about the one-child-only policy, because haze can let our population go down automatically. Also, haze accelerates human evolution. The genes of people who cannot resist PM 2.5 will extinct. Humans who have resistance genes will live. Therefore, we make contribution to prepare the future exploration of planets with atrocious atmospheric conditions. What’s more, the haze provides convenience for people’s life. Citizens do not need to buy curtains anymore, because no one can see through the haze. Also, if you run a few red lights accidentally, don’t worry. The monitor can not record your license plate number clearly and correctly. People will have better health conditions with haze occurs every day. The haze reduces the direct exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays, and this helps to maintain good skin health. Given the fact that there are many people with myopia in China, people can wear respirators instead of glasses. Since even with glasses, we cannot see each other clearly.